Detectives, Time Lords and Wizards ` oh my!

dl-6:

fannishminded:

timeywimeyholmes:

no because this is actually fucking true this prick ass bitch can

• draw
• act
• pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
• and is like super shitting nice
• and it pisses me off
• and to add it all
• he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN (Not really)

cosmostrekker:

Not only that, but he also

• Reads a significant amount
• Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
• Can carry out urbane conversations
• Is extraordinarily humble and modest
• Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
• Is ginger.

jawnlovesjumpers:

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

• his immense, extensive vocabulary
• the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
• can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
• he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

completelycumberbatched:

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

• play piano
• play violin
• scuba dive
• rock climb
• ride motorbikes
• and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
• oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
• and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

blanketforyourshock:

I also heard he’s

• a fucking fantastic lover

Fannishminded:

I Just want to stay here a moment and savor this.

I hate you you are too perfect.

utopia-in-atlantis:

Don’t forget that he also:

• cooks and is sexy when he does
• makes you cry like a baby with just one look
• has blue grey green eyes and they are f***ng gorgeous
• has the best cheekbones ever
• plays Sherlock Holmes I mean… Who could possibly talk that FAST!

consultingdetectiveandarmydoctor:

shh he can also

• cry on command
• slip into any fucking character you throw at him
• did i mention he is ridiculously articulate and he says a lot about a little
• also he went to Harrow and if you even know a little about the place you’d know how posh it is

I hate you, you are too perfect, sir!

I’m seriously considering the possibility that this man doesn’t exist and we are all sharing a fantastic yet unrealistic hallucination. He’s damn too perfect to exist.

This always makes me laugh.

(Source: violentthrill)