no because this is actually fucking true this prick ass bitch can
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN (Not really)
Not only that, but he also
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
I Just want to stay here a moment and savor this.
I hate you you are too perfect.
Don’t forget that he also:
- cooks and is sexy when he does
- makes you cry like a baby with just one look
- has blue grey green eyes and they are f***ng gorgeous
- has the best cheekbones ever
- plays Sherlock Holmes I mean… Who could possibly talk that FAST!shh he can also
- cry on command
- slip into any fucking character you throw at him
- did i mention he is ridiculously articulate and he says a lot about a little
- also he went to Harrow and if you even know a little about the place you’d know how posh it is
I hate you, you are too perfect, sir!
I’m seriously considering the possibility that this man doesn’t exist and we are all sharing a fantastic yet unrealistic hallucination. He’s damn too perfect to exist.
This always makes me laugh.