misandry-mermaid

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

world-comes-down

snowingblackout:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

No, but can you imagine Muggle borns in Astronomy and one of them looks up and whispers “Space, the final frontier.” and the other Muggle borns join in right away and all the pure bloods and the professor are just WTFing all over the place

captain-jackdaniels

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

types of people who romanticize big city life:

  1. people who didn’t grow up in big cities